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Thursday, January 20, 2005

How the Inaugural Address Should Have Gone

Found a very funny article courtesy of Confederate Yankee, if I didn't know better it rings of FrankJ. But its not, it's but some guy named P.J. O'Rourke, and its great. :)

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, I had intended to reach out to all of you and bring a divided nation together. But I changed my mind. America isn't divided by political ethos or ethnic origin. America isn't divided by region or religion. America is divided by jerks. Who wants to bring a bunch of jerks together with the rest of us? Let them stew in Berkeley, Boston, and Ann Arbor.

The media say that I won the election on the strength of moral values. If the other fellow had become president, would the media have said that he won the election on the strength of immoral values? For once the media would have been right.....Read the rest here.